Saturday, September 22, 2007

Nobody Ever Accused Bammers of Being Smart




5 comments:

Anonymous said...

But Bama kicked TT's Ass. Correct?

Bob Knight's Eyebrows said...

if you consider a dead duck field goal as time expired an "ass whipping" then yes...but most Americans that know football would say that was a "squeaker."

Anonymous said...

And most Americans wouldn't use a gay name like yours on their blog.

Nope, looks like an ass kicking to me.
Team Statistics
Alabama Texas Tech
TOTAL FIRST DOWNS 21 18
TOTAL NET YARDS 420 329
Total Plays 75 60
Average Gain 5.6 5.5
NET YARDS RUSHING 145 103
Rushes 44 24
Average per rush 3.3 4.3
NET YARDS PASSING 275 226
Completions-attempted 19-31 16-36
Sacked 0 4
Yards Lost 0 32
TOTAL TURNOVERS 0 0
Interceptions 0 0
Fumbles Lost 0 0
OTHER
Penalties 4 10
Penalty Yards 35 65
Time of Possesion 38:58 21:02
Punts 5 6
Punt Average 37.8 41.3
Return Yards 8 25

Author said...

ZOMG! 2 YEAR OLD BOWL SMACK!!!

Bob Knight's Eyebrows said...

Why would a bammer with 13 some odd MNCs even care what we tards have to say?

And who said I was American?