Friday, May 25, 2007

Lubbock hates alcohol, sex


























Story last updated at 1:35 a.m. Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Shop owner could face charges after sex devices confiscated


The owner of a lingerie shop where undercover officers arrested a store employee earlier this month could also face charges in connection with sexual devices that police recently confiscated from the store, Lubbock's police chief said Tuesday.

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"We're not doing a store-by-store check," Jones said. "This was a complaint-driven investigation."

Jones cited chapter 43 of the Texas Penal Code, which prohibits the possession of six or more obscene devices - described as "a dildo or artificial vagina, designed and marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs."

Six, folks - the magic number is six....hmmmm...that means the next place the cops should be hitting will be the second floor of Chitwood Hall...

For those living in the Lubbock area, they know this is a part of a general crack-down on the sex business in Lubbock.

Lubbockites already have to drive to the county line to buy booze - now they can't buy 7 dildos when they need 'em? When I need 7 dildos man, no law is gonna stop me...that's the most important thing I have to do at that very moment in time!!! I can't tell you how many times the waitstaff (all the females of course) at Gardski's were headed to my place for a ride on my coin-op bed!


Soon I'm sure we'll read the story about how Lubbock has decided to start cracking down on me and the 98 rows of organic hydroponic in my basement...good grief.

4 comments:

trickyleach said...

Damn. So where do I go for my dildoes now? *angryface*

Bob Knight's Eyebrows said...

organic hydroponic???

Bond J. Bond said...

I'm a healthy stoner

Bob Knight's Eyebrows said...

hook a brotha up!!

...oh and about this story...RIDICULOUS! *angryface*