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"We're not doing a store-by-store check," Jones said. "This was a complaint-driven investigation."
Jones cited chapter 43 of the Texas Penal Code, which prohibits the possession of six or more obscene devices - described as "a dildo or artificial vagina, designed and marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs."
Six, folks - the magic number is six....hmmmm...that means the next place the cops should be hitting will be the second floor of Chitwood Hall...
For those living in the Lubbock area, they know this is a part of a general crack-down on the sex business in Lubbock.
Lubbockites already have to drive to the county line to buy booze - now they can't buy 7 dildos when they need 'em? When I need 7 dildos man, no law is gonna stop me...that's the most important thing I have to do at that very moment in time!!! I can't tell you how many times the waitstaff (all the females of course) at Gardski's were headed to my place for a ride on my coin-op bed!
Soon I'm sure we'll read the story about how Lubbock has decided to start cracking down on me and the 98 rows of organic hydroponic in my basement...good grief.
4 comments:
Damn. So where do I go for my dildoes now? *angryface*
organic hydroponic???
I'm a healthy stoner
hook a brotha up!!
...oh and about this story...RIDICULOUS! *angryface*
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