Did we admit this kid under special circumstances?

Kip and Kim - Jay Leno - "The Tonight Show" - 5/23/07 Air Date

Kip happens to wearing a Texas Tech shirt this time around...gee thanks. In a three minute segment Kip single-handedly reduces the value of my diploma by 15%...

This is a shortened version available on YouTube...looks like the girl asking the question wants to extend her 15 minutes by posting this on the web...on a separate note - I would request that Kips parents and friends help Kip to understand that his 15 minutes were a mistake.



NBC.com and The Tonight Show's site has a bit longer version - but gratefully not the entire bit that actually aired...

http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/video/#mea=111611


So what have we learned boys and girls?

1. Kip would rather screw the girl sitting next to him than Paris Hilton...wow...while that may be a toss up for some but not for me...my stance is the same as Jimmy Fallon's...



and to review...



Yeah...I'd give her the best 47 seconds she's had...

Hey, Paris may be strange and slapping her may be his best idea...

2. I think I may know his buddy who likes to screw fat chicks...

3. Kip would play with himself all day if he had female genatalia.....so, not much different than the life he lives today really, so I don't get the point.

4. Osama (sic) won't win the Presidential election next year - Thank GOD! But Kip really shines when he reveals that Yao Ming plays basketball for the Rockets and isn't running China in the off-season.

5. His stunning knowledge of Chinese foreign investment strategy was really tops for me though, a real Ron Insana moment for him...

Someone in interweb land please tell me he really didn't graduate from our fine university - that he just likes to watch our football team go Air Raid crazy...