UT t-shirt fan is laziest human ever?

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ABC.com Thursday May 24

Simon Lezama, 27-year-old tourist from Odessa, Texas, drives his electric mobility scooter at the Riviera hotel-casino in Las Vegas, Friday, May 18, 2007. "It was all the walking," Lezama said on his red Merits Pioneer 3. Lezama, a trim and fit-looking restaurant manager from Odessa, Texas, rented it on day three of his five-day vacation, "and now I can drink and drive, be responsible and save my feet." (Jae C. Hong/AP Photo)

O....M....G....

Your Quiznos District Manager will be so proud...

Thanks to techaroo for the tip.